those boys and that house.

let us share a story with our faithful readers, which at this point in time, consists of just l&c. there is a house about 10 minutes from where we live. it's a nice house from the outside but the inside is poorly decorated. which is a parallel description of the residents; nice on the outside.

c had her first encounter with this house when she first arrived in arizona. "gum"took her on a few dates. she thought that they had a great time and 2 months later he was married. not to c.
"gum" used to live in this house. 

l's first encounter came much later. she was warned before she entered the threshold not to fall for "basketball PLAYER." oops. just last week, "bP" asked for her phone number to take her out on a much anticipated date. it was the talk of hackberry place (our house).  days went by. no call. no text. no facebook message. l saw "bP" on friday night and all he said was, " why haven't you called me?" followed by, "you must have been waiting by your phone all week." it has been 6 days. "bP" has still not called. do you think she should stop waiting by the phone and checking every 5 minutes to see if he called? ...we'll give it another week. maybe "bP" will come around.
"bP" owns this house.

for some strange reason, c decided to return to the house of doom. she was blinded by the charm and looks of "animal style".  they met.  she was intrigued.  two nights later, they watched horton hears a who on his laptop.  c made some bad decisions and decided it was ok to kiss "animal style".  make outs lead to relationships, right?  wrong.  he did ask her out.... and took her through the drive thru at in-n-out in her pretty dress. a dress that no one got to see, except this boy.. and his mom's car ("animal style" doesn't have one - red flag #354).  the weekend after the horrific drive thru date, c ran into him at a party.  he did not acknowledge her.  ef you "animal style."
"animal style" lives in this house.




kisses&disses:

kisses:
-c getting some action. followed by the "trashiest thing that has happened to her in a long time." we all need a little white t in our lives once in awhile...keeps it interesting.
-l has gained a new appreciation for the background on her phone through staring at it for 6 days with no incoming texts.


disses:
-idiots who ask for phone numbers with no intention of using them. it's like the show hoarders. quit collecting things you'll never use.
-drive thru's on first dates. we do not feel we need to elaborate any further on this subject matter. even red robin would have been a step up.
-houses full of the boys our bishop warned us about.

allow us to introduce ourselves.

greetings world. welcome to the blog of lauren and courteney, who are now referred to as l&c. before we begin, i think we need to explain why we have started blogging. if our title isn't enough to describe our handicap, we will happily explain...


history of c:
c hails from where the winds come sweeping down the plains. she is an aries who enjoys nothing more than spending her dad's money at anthro, j.crew and paradise bakery. she is a full time student and works overtime texting boys like it is her second job. addicted to diet coke. currently single.


history of l:
l is a jersey shore girl at heart. give her a techno beat and a red bull and her fist starts a-pumpin. uhhh jk. but she is from jersey. she considers az home now and bleeds maroon and gold. go devils. l's career takes her from scottsdale to tucson frequenting dr's offices and eating a lot of good food. the loves of her life include a malti-poo named lucky and a canon rebel t1i. currently single.


how l and c became l&c:
whoever said you can't meet one of your best friends in the church bathroom, has obviously not spent enough time in a church bathroom. compliments were exchanged towards l's anthro skirt and c's bcbg dress. friend requests were sent on facebook and shortly thereafter c moved in...and so begins the fabulous life of the shopaholic, gospel loving, boy crazy, domestic divas. so sit back,  adjust your headband and prepare to get hooked...it may be a crazy life, but it's our life. 






disclaimer:
all of the events, places and people typed about on this blog are real. we will be changing the names to protect the innocent/a-holes from knowing they are being blogged about. everyone else, we are just doing it for your own sake.